When a Typo Turns into An Orgy

ORGY

As I hit send, I see the word Orgy pop up in blue on the sent side of my screen. 

No, No, no no no nononononononooooooooooo! Fuck fuck FUCK!

In my haste, the response I’m out,  turned into the word ORGY. OH MY FUCKING GOD!.This was in a giant group text to the entire membership. So now the club-wide inquiry, “Who’s coming tonight?” has a handful of responses as follows:

“Can’t.” 

“Busy.” 

“Working.”

“I’m out.”

“ORGY” Holy fucking shit. Who’s coming tonight? ORGY?!?! My life is over!!!! 

The mindfuckery of it all, is that an ORGY was EXACTLY where I was headed tonight… Fuck you Freud!!